Smokers - they'll be the death of me

What I REALLY hate, is walking behind people who smoke, who, rather than smoking the damned cigarette, walk along with it in their hand, off to one side so that the sidestream smoke (which does the most damage to passive smokers) drifts off not onto their clothes, making them smell, but onto me, making MY clothes smell and getting up MY nose.

If you're going to smoke, then smoke. Save me the bother of doing it for you. Don't treat your fag like a fashion accessory, get the maximum smoke, nicotine and all the other carcinogenic crap down your lungs as fast as possible, doing us all a favour.